WE ARE NOT A TEAM. WE ARE NOT A FIRM. THERE IS NO LEADER. I DON’T BUY OR SELL WHEN ANY OF YOU SAY SO. I COME HERE TO CATCH SOME NEWS CLIPS, MEMES, TALK TO OTHER APES ABOUT WHAT THE HEDGE FUNDS ARE DOING.

TO ALL APES:

I do not come here asking, "when is the squeeze? after it starts when do we know when to sell?" or my fucking favorite. "If we all buy 5 shares at X:XXPM that will drive the price up and really hurt them." These are acts of collusion. We are not a collective, you don't get to determine how or when or if I invest. We as Apes do not need to do these things. We as APES live by the laws of nature, it is instinct. Have you ever seen an apes hands. They are designed to hold shit. I will follow natures design over what any man tells me. You can be assured I as an Ape am very protective of my fellow Apes. We need to start thinking end game here. Legal action. When the SEC said they were going to start monitoring Reddit for misconduct, they were not talking about the bs misinformation shills are spreading, they are talking about the "group" of apes that are "banding together" to take down the system.

Look they may not take the time and man power to investigate their friends for taking all our money, but I can assure you once we have taken all the money from the people putting all the money in their pockets, they will comb through every post, video, comment, meme, to find anything they can to get any of it back just, to fuck us over and show how "manly" they are. Ken will have to take Viagra to get his ego going after this, it already stopped working for his other tool, im assuming it works like other drugs and you can only take it so often before it looses potency. For reals though, I will never tell another man woman or APE what to do with their finances, ever. I am not nor will I ever be a investment advisor.

I can however say as much as I want about what I am going to do. I am going to buy when I can, I am going to hold when I can not buy, I am going to ignore the fud, I'm gonna meme in everyone's faces, I am going to try to spread positivity when and where I can. I am going to HODL for my kid's and their kid's and so on, so they have every advantage one deserves in this world, and so they can in turn help others and their children do the same. How many families, how many children have they robbed of a better future so these assholes can buy another mansion that they will leave empty but maybe once a year when they vacation for the 12th time. I am not here to advice or collude with anyone because I DO NOT CARE WHAT YOU DO. I WILL HOLD FOR YOU. ITS UP TO YOU WHETHER YOU WANT TO HOLD FOR OTHERS. IF I HOLD FOR NOTHING ELSE IN THE END, IT WILL BE FOR A BETTER ECONOMIC FUTURE.

PEACE,

RANDOM APE

Edit: I am not a legal advisor either, so do whatever you apes want, that's what we do anyway.

Thanks for all the awards and comments, its cool that people actually engage in conversation still. Let's keep that going. Someone posted about a shrewdness being a group of apes, well we are about as shrewd as it gets. Apes strong together is about support, not advice. That we can be called a group of , supporters of other Apes, not advisors of any kind. Stay awesome.

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